’Aşın bunları aşın’

http://www.hurriyet.com.tr/gundem/4370400.asp?m=1&gid=69

and

http://www.hurriyet.com.tr/dunya/4370145.asp?m=1&gid=69 .

Şahane.

Prague Prague

I have added a link to the right about how amazing Istanbul is so that some people *hints heavily* may stay/go there this summer. Just...please.

I want to go to Prague this summer. I don't know how likely that will be, seeing as I am going to Toronto (Land of the Falafel) as well. I have always wanted to see Prague. It is supposed to be amazing.



That will be my home. It is so groovy. Even its towers have their own towers. Wow.

Oh, good Lord

I can't fucking sleep. It is half five in the morning. Blinds in my room are banging. Fuck the wind. Fuck everything.

I am supposed to get out of the house tomorrow, do shit with people.

Yeah, right.

Fun time Slag time Suntory time

I am posting once again. Now that I have my AS sodding levels coming up, it is once more time to waste time.

Anyhow, what I am desperate to get off my chest and share is that Shubert is what a man should be called. Sexy. Yes. Definitely. And be a musical genius.

My life has tken a crap turn with my refusal of my dad's offer to take me to Istanbul (OMG ISTANBUL) for Easter. There goes my chance to eat ginger chicken. Oh God. I am so stupid... my i-pod just bleeped... like a vibrator that beeeps. Yes. You know.

I just tried to do a maths paper and could do ONE question. Time to start sucking up to whoever rules over Canada, land of the Falafel (no, it isn't Lebanon). Thinking of it, maybe I should just not bother with uni. I will just get married to a baptist/mormon and go live in Texas.. yes. It is all so clear now.

Will someone buy me these? Please?

I have pics for teh stalking men/lezzers. It's me:


No, it's a Real Doll.

Hong Kong

I found something cute:



I want one. =D

I saw Memoirs of Geisha. Except the fact that most of the actors were chinese, it was ganz good. Although the book was better. But only by a margin. Yes.

I am SO bored. I have nothing to play with. And nothing to say, apparently.

Lord of Unknown Origin

My life has taken a revolting turn; I have a zillion exams coming up and I have not yet learned the crap I need to know, let alone revised them.

Therefore, I have decided to allow our Good Lord a chance to prove the fact that he exists. If he gives me As in every exam I do (and I am told that he is able to do these things), then I shall believe in him and pray and so on. Occasionaly.

At least the weather is alright. Sunny und so weiter... Ich bin ein Mitglied der sozialistischen Republik und ich liebe Knödeln.

I want a graphics card. Feel free to buy me one, everyone.

I also want a proper deskchair thingy. One of those really comfortable ones.

I must also get my hair cut. And I still haven't bought a calendar for 2006. Last year I had three.

Day of the d'Urbervilles

I am thoroughly worried that my arse my take over the world soon...if it gets any bigger. I don't even want to think about what I will do when summer rolls around.. it didn't fit into my bikinis properly before, now I might as well not bother with one =|

I have English lit, maths and history homework to do! My life is amazing!

I do have a cool calculator, though.

I'm going to make it my boyfriend.

Insanity is taking it's rightful space within me. And why? Because I am so bored I want to kill myself; thus my brain invents stuff to amuse me; thus I am rendered insane. =O I just used two semi-colons in one sentence - shoot me Diggory!